Turtle at the pub519 viewsSo, this turtle walks into a bar...
Turtle in a bar519 viewsA priest, a rabbi and a turtle...
Turtle in a pub512 viewsI'll be crawling home!
Turtle at a pub and limerick554 viewsThere once was a turtle from Nantucket.
He could hold his liquor and never needed the bucket.
He never had to stumble home.
He had his shell wherever he would roam.
After a few too many, he would simply lie down and say…