Box Turtle fishing433 viewsSitting back with a cold one and a fishing pole; this turtle knows how to spend the day.
Turtle at the pub396 viewsSo, this turtle walks into a bar...
Turtle in a bar406 viewsA priest, a rabbi and a turtle...
Turtle in a pub405 viewsI'll be crawling home!
Turtle at a pub and limerick433 viewsThere once was a turtle from Nantucket.
He could hold his liquor and never needed the bucket.
He never had to stumble home.
He had his shell wherever he would roam.
After a few too many, he would simply lie down and say…